"Bye Mom, Turtles"
"Bye Noodle, and you mean "Tootles"??
"Nope, I mean 'Turtles'"
"Bye Noodle, Tootles"
"Mom, it's 'Turtles', really. And, this one time when Daddy was mowing the lawn, he found a turtle in the lawn, it's TURTLES! Then, he picked it up, and I petted the turtle's shell. He was so cute. I was going to keep him, but Daddy said he needed to be in the wilderness"
So, "turtles" it is. Just keepin' it real.
Soccer Mom Machina
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